uisge—beatha:

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

hey guys im steve, i just found out a week ago!

12:20

sweettoothless:

a-lgernon:

sweettoothless:

a-human-named-fionna:

sweettoothless:

a-human-named-fionna:

sweettoothless:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

LIVIN’ IN A LONELY WORLD

SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN ANYWHERE

JUST A CITY BOY

BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT

in the kingdom hearts 2 novels axel killed himself hoping to meet roxas in the afterlife but he was revived as lea

HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE

221spooky:

she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it

12:19

dontt0uchme:

xx

12:18

shadowfoxfire:

kamerlort:

do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse

yes.

okusuck:

perfect smile

12:17

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

me at the end of the semester

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

conflicting:

baby

12:15

kylesbogusjourney:

activatewindows:

kylesbogusjourney:

WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS

They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.

Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.

i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

12:05

t-ranquilize:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

DID THAT KITTEH JUST 

JUST HUG IT’S HEAD 

BECAUSE YOU PETTED IT’S TUMMY 

WHAT AN ADORABLE KITTEH

WHA-

WHA-

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! 

CANT BREATHE OMG

12:05